The Weekly McMuffin: Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Things

I have been enjoying this week

There comes a time in every person’s life when McDonald’s breakfast is exactly the right choice. This would usually coincide with a hangover and a great time had the night prior.

Well, my croissants, it’s been a year! I’m proud of all that was accomplished and all that I learned, but now I am officially done, and hungover. For the rest of the month I will not attempt to make, do, or intake anything challenging or serious. I am spent, and I’ve got nothing else to give. I am throwing my hands up, and it feels amazing.

Here are some absolute garbage activities that I have been indulging in of late:

• hiding from every social event that consists of more than 6 people in a room at a time

• re-microwaving my coffee 7 times instead of making a fresh pot

• scrolling instagram mindlessly and not even caring about all the better things that others are doing

• not buying a Christmas tree or any holiday decor whatsoever for our home

• buying very unnecessary holiday decor for the dog

  

• Painting my own nails (badly)

• cutting my own hair (badly)

• Not getting dressed in any clothing that has a waiste-band or underwire

• Listening to the smutty romance novels available for free on Audible and Spotify

• not practicing any instruments, or writing any songs

• Eating this leftover piece of bread pudding that has been in my fridge since THANKSGIVING

  

• watching Megan Markle having the same argument with her boyfriend over and over on the incredibly circular TV show Suits

• Attempting to plan a NYE party, not doing it, and then giving up and passing it off to other friends

• shopping on amazon.com for items that are certainly poorly made and contributing to all of the labor and economic and environmental problems currently featured in OUR WORLD TODAY TM

  • This swimsuit is currently available on amazon FYI:

In the words of our lord and savior Gillian Welch “I wanna do right, but not right now”

I hope you all are having an amazing wind down to the year, and finding some time to be or eat a McMuffin before the start of another beautiful, fleeting, and challenging year.

-Rachel